Candice

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: Porn Store Chick

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She's the girl who everyone loves to hate... Or maybe they just hate her.  It's really is hard to tell sometimes.  She is a real student at our lovely university, meaning that she is not just an arts major like everyone else in the house.  She has a tendency to get angry quickly at people, hide bills, and wash dishes very poorly.

All these things aside, she's a lovely girl who keeps the house from being a sausage fest.

Tom

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: Unemployed

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He likes his music loud, and obnoxious. Heavy Metal is a must.  Punk and Emo are also good.  Quality emo too like samiam, not just the mainstream emo such as Atari's, Weezer, and Dashboard (though they're good as well).

He's a good guy, now that he doesn't try to break my arm while drunk.  He's tolerant of many things and always manages to find a joke somewhere.

Mike

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: I rather think not.

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He's a horrible horrible person!  His jokes are crude, unfunny, and oh so offensive.  He turned sexual harassment into an acceptable joke somehow (umm.. not as bad as it sounds).  Not only that, but he wears a trench coat, as well as playing violent video games.  (sometimes doing both at the same time).  You never know when he's going to snap.  He was a last minute addition to the 545 but he is well loved.  Yay!  Also the only sober person in the house.

"How can ace be one and eleven? What kid of god would allow that?"

Zach

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: Purveyor of Goods

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He's a great big person who will tie you to a chair and repeatedly burn you with a branding iron if he finds out that you did something that should not have been done.

Aside from that he's a great guy, who, at times, has an even more sick sense of humour than Mike.  He also brings lots of little delinquents around to the house, which add as great people to take out frustration on.

"Shut up, That's why."

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He's the nice one who does the dishes with Mike, because he knows full well Candice won't.

His musical tastes are things that you've never heard of, with the exception perhaps of the Avalanches.  Though his tastes are far from mainstream they are almost always dead on.

More often than not he has an abundance of food for trade or sharing.  This is a good thing.

"I am the lizard queen!"

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: Destroyer of Homes

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Josh is currently taking a year off to work.  His work is going to old homes, and barns, and destroying them with great big sledge hammers.  From time to time he brings home interesting souvenirs that we can place around the house.

He claims he will paint a giant pig with big cow eyes at some point in the near future, but that has yet to be seen.  The day is highly anticipated.

"Remember when I said I'd eat you last?  I lied."

Age: Twentyish

Occupation: Reids Dairy Bitch

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Vince lives on the third floor and hides wine gums from people.  Not all that much is known about him, except that he is losing his hair rapidly, and his wearing of baseball caps is not helping it.

He unloads trucks at Reid's Dairy and sometimes breaks bikes which he stole from other members of the house when he uses them on rainy days when he needs to get to work quickly.  What a trooper.

"Duff-man can't breath.  Oh no."